I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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