took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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