Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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