Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Randomize
