And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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