Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
