When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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