OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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