Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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