I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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