I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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