Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
