I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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