I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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