hotties wanna shake it
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it