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• (925): View more from California

  This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.

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• (631): View more from New York

  The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Some one left their pants in the elevator.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.

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• (914): View more from New York

  My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.

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  I think we should measure in "bathtubs"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Anderson Cooper just came out.

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  Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.

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• (818): View more from California

  Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  What does puking wasabi feel like?

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  Like snorting cocaine backwards.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land

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• (619): View more from California

  I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.

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