I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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