yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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