This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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