I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
