Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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