Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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