I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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