Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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