Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.