Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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