I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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