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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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