Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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