Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
When did angry sex become our thing?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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