Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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