Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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