i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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