Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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