I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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