it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
