scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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