can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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