You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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