isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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