i already hear my dad disowning me
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There r osticjed everywhere
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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