when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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