my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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