Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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