i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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