either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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