And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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