addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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