The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think my vagina is haunted
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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