I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
