so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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