It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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