After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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