Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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