i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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