4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
