ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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