A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
handjob tips. give me some.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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