I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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