so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I want to fling myself into the sun
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
