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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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