How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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