I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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