Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
